monkey-with-a-shotgun 

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

monkey-with-a-shotgun by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018

perma-shotgun 

When someone gets shotgun permanently. The person with perma-shotgun dosen't have to call shotgun to have the front seat. They automatically have it.

"Shotgun." says Tori. "Sorry Tori, Jake has perma-shotgun."

perma-shotgun by Jake Ridley September 17, 2007

shootin' chili outta shotgun 

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.

"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"

shootin' chili outta shotgun by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002

sactown shotgun 

When two males press their anuses together and pass farts back and forth.

Dan and Eddie's romantic afternoon was filled with rusty trombones and sactown shotguns.

sactown shotgun by PGW-PSW August 29, 2016

Cincinnati Shotgun 

Sucking in the fart of a female and holding it in your mouth until you can blow it back into her own face. Highly recommended that you only do this for attractive women.

Tony thought she was hot, but she was annoying enough that he gave her a Cincinnati Shotgun.

Cincinnati Shotgun by Assrael February 6, 2009

dingleberry shotgun 

The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear

Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!

dingleberry shotgun by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009

Sex Shotgun 

the penis used to go boom pow in a girls face;aka cumm shot in the face

i gave this guy i knew a boomlickity and his sex shotgun shot the ammo all over the room including on my pillow so everytime i go to sleep i feel the crustyness of the ammo

Sex Shotgun by This Kid and that kid April 25, 2010