Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.

Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022

Click Shopping

Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.

Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.

Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping

by zanderC29 March 31, 2022

Faux-Shopping

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.

''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''

by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010

worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.

What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!

by smallest bird November 4, 2021

Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.

Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.

by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014

party shopping

when there are many diffrent partys you can go to but can only make it to a couple, so you ask around to make sure the partys you go to are not flop.

person 1:yo man, wacha doin tonite?

person 2:party shopping, u think alexis's party is gona be flop?

person 1:naw, i hear its gona be sick

person 2:aite, im takin ur word then, so my plan is jason's, alexis's and cristna's party.

person 1:aite man, ima only make it to 2, cya there

by cyberphunkisms May 19, 2006

Shopping Trolleys

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration

my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)

by ItWasMe February 20, 2010