top shelf

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005

shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

by CB January 12, 2005

Serfing

To crush your lickspittle under the heel of your boot.

She found her workers relaxing instead of laboring and decided to go serfing.

by FuRyUs February 10, 2010

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

shelf

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

by Gooche May 11, 2004

Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

sheef

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.

I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.

by Enine November 21, 2017