by foad January 10, 2005
This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
That pussy shirt makes me horney.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
by Ryann Guzman December 14, 2005
An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010
1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."
by mikeman52 June 23, 2011
by mz. ghetto-no-booty June 10, 2010