by Ammorn October 25, 2011
Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage
by teehee77 June 25, 2009
Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.
Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.
by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009
by JB March 10, 2003
The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.
by Matilda Fanglehardt February 16, 2005
A euphemism for masturbation.
by Blaine Becker October 17, 2010
1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009