Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.

After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.

by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017

Salty Plunger

Using your lovers tears as lube

Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"

by JinPocket June 16, 2021

Salty Senorita

roller disco move where an ill shindig skater will get up on the front two wheels and has the other leg pointed straight out bending at the knee in a scissor like action.

oh my the salty senorita thats never been performed in competition before!

by John Proctor April 15, 2008

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016

salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011