Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

by RaiseOner May 16, 2014

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.

“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Salty

Ma nigga

Salty is ma nigga

by neega123 November 4, 2012

salty

An irritated state of mind, in contrast to the contented state of feeling sweet and the more intensely angry, judgemental, and longer-lasting state of feeling bitter.

I don't know what crawled up my boss's ass; she is being so salty today!

Don't bother me; I'm feeling a bit salty.

by Laura McSpadden January 9, 2008

salty

an adjective used to describe someone that is upset or with a crude or easily irritated attitude such as: broadway fans after "hello dolly" won against "falsettoes" in the 2017 tonys.

friend 1: girlllllll, you just got rejected.
me: yeah, i'm feeling a bit salty.

by ilovemyfatcat July 7, 2017