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The Bastard Sword

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?
by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018
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pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
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Throw a sword

Term for specific type of puking in Slovakia, an opposite of power spew, or the opposite of throwing a stick.

When someone throws up, the puke exiting person´s mouth is going out in low speed (and there´s oftenly a lot of it, coming in multiple waves), so the person throwing a sword oftenly pukes on themselves and all over the toilet or the object the person is trying to puke in (oftenly messing it up or missing it entirely). After they finish throwing the sword, a lot of saliva or remains of the vomit hang from the thrower´s mouth.
Please, God, don´t let me throw a sword.
If you´re going to throw a sword, then go outside!

If I knew David was about to throw a sword, I´d give him extra bucket and tissues.
by Exit August 6, 2018
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Swords Dance

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.
Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now
by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019
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Sword Swallowing

When a girl takes a guy's dick down her throat like a magic trick.
"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018
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great sword

"Dang bro he has a big great sword"
by Datonesude September 15, 2018
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Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018
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