JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
Get the John the soft swordmug. When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
Get the French Sword Fightmug. when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )
by huckle berry February 27, 2025
Get the Thailand sword fightmug. A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024
Get the Swordedmug. When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024
Get the The sword in the stonemug. Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
by Nicholas, eater of small child July 10, 2023
Get the Swordmug. by Reikoooooo September 3, 2025
Get the Sword Citymug.