A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.
by rachdc1 January 11, 2011
by carolina_D October 25, 2007
when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 December 30, 2010
State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
by medusa002 November 25, 2009
by chillchic11 May 11, 2010
The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022
by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 03, 2019