Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.
by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021
Get the Omaha Squatmug. "Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
Get the Boo Diddly Squatmug. by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
Get the Twat squatmug. by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023
Get the squat lobstermug. A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug.