Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.

Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!

by thecollegelife November 17, 2011

Social demon

Someone who is extremely social

Wow Emily is a social demon, she has so much energy and can talk to 1,000 people a day!

by Jokester9000 March 18, 2022

social basket

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.

"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire

by Norton15890 May 15, 2016

Social Rager

n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.

"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"

"That's wild. John is totally chill."

"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."

by JellyrollJustice January 20, 2009