Sloppy Lobster

Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.

Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!

by funtimes358 October 3, 2010

sloppy pancake

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

by BigDildo January 16, 2009

sloppy mop

To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.

She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.

by Beckman March 12, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

by rat handler November 2, 2020

Sloppy neck

Neck game sloppy when your neck game is sloppy(sloppy head).Created by egovert.

Sloppy neck when you say
Hey is your neck game sloppy?

by Koji_wal February 26, 2019

Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

by Jymbob December 3, 2005