Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

simpleton

Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.

"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."

by Makne February 20, 2005

simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!

when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!

by michael foolsley December 6, 2011

Simpleton

A person who is stupid

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum

by Buttwipe steve December 2, 2018

Simplemented

something or someone that is important yet insensitively looked over by loved ones

"He has always been, metaphorically, an insect. A simplemented servant whose role is to provide for the superiors of the house."

by TheRuzeMan January 9, 2020

simplet

a kid simp

John is a major simplet for helping the girls in the assignment than helping us.

by ur wifes boyfriend May 14, 2020

Simpleton

Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.

Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.

by Playboi Carti’s Sock June 11, 2020