shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

shrimp rat

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Look at that shrimp rat over there🤢

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Shrimp lips

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Shrimp Grippin'

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Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

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shrimp diving

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Shrimping

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Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

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