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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 15, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 30, 2021
shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.
smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
by Skruse January 15, 2014
A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.
When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.
When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.
by NS1762 January 25, 2021
by Masturbation Station June 24, 2014