smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 30, 2021

Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity

When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.

by TexualSension January 11, 2022

Donald Shrimp

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.

(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.

by pussylover1124 June 24, 2018

shrimp daddy

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.

be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye

tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez

by da secret garden November 08, 2012

Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024