shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

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Snorkel shrimping

When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.

I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.

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Shrimp back

When you want someone with a micropenis to fuck you from behind. Typically, the person requesting this action has a basic amount of tattoos and is into cars.

Yo, Cody Cutz is a total shrimp back

by icantsw1m August 22, 2025

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