That pussy shirt makes me horney.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
by foad January 10, 2005
This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
by Ryann Guzman December 14, 2005
An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010
1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."
by mikeman52 June 23, 2011
by mz. ghetto-no-booty June 10, 2010