grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.

I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!

by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021

Death Screen Irl

When you die you see this before choosing a new player

dang, I just got my death screen irl, oh... hi grandpa

by I_Eat_loads_of_Paint April 28, 2021

Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

by Sakeeya July 5, 2012

SCREENED OUT

To be transfixed by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Joe was so screened out he did not even hear the waitress ask him for his order.

by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012

SCREENED IN

To be hypnotized by the screen on a "smart" phone.

Ashley was so screened in she did not realized the train left without her.

by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011