bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018

sammi-slamming

A male with the name Sammi, who is a light weight drinker and when drunk ends up face down, ass up with his pants around his ankles and left with a sore butthole.

I want to get drunk tonight, but i know Steve is coming so i have to becareful not to end up a victim due to sammi-slamming.

by Hung So-low May 9, 2018

Sammy

A Name most commonly used by Vietnamese, Sammy’s are known for throwing the hard R at people. Well off in life and tend to have a higher iq than normal.

Damn you so racist, u must be a Sammy?

by Fatlatinas November 22, 2021

Sammie

Sammie is a munch, great guy to be around. Very kind and loving and loves to have a good time. Sammie loves him some older women! Especially freshmen at midway highschool! LOL! Most Sammie’s are fluent in Spanish, such a fun fact right?! Hope everyone has a good night.

Sammie is a munch.

by S.melt May 25, 2023

nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

Sammy

a girl who is just so dumb. so incredulously dumb. probably in set 8 for everything. also probably a sheba

Reuben: isn't Sammy just such a sheba
Aaron: yup she doesn't understand shit

by flemer April 19, 2020