big salty

Feeling angry or upset

Bro i’m big salty about how we lost the game

by traptylen November 6, 2020

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.

Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.

by piss_licker February 20, 2015

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016

salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016