Simply put: the act of inviting very dear friends to a bourbon tasting; collecting the bottles ahead of time; then selling your house, uprooting your family, and leaving the state to avoid sharing the cherished bottles of tasty bourbon for the previously mentioned event
What a boner jam. We were supposed to head to Mike’s this weekend, but he pulled a ron-masz. Last time I fall for that one.
by Author 17 April 10, 2021
Get the ron-maszmug. Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025
Get the Ron Imhoffmug. Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
Get the Deuter Ron Jeremymug. Comical dumb fucking redneck that run day care. But really don't care what u think. Don't think to hard or you will get hard. Just hard time. Can rhym for no dime. It's a crime to be robin. Net man. Worth more than most. But likes to give girls ads sets. 40 is just my getting better with age like wine 69. Holler if you can here big papa punk
by RdRjr April 18, 2020
Get the ron robinettemug. A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021
Get the Sha-Ronmug. by Jbibble322 January 1, 2019
Get the Ronmug.