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Wisconsin Rooster Hat

This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.

Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.

it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."

man 2: "how'd that work out?"

man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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rooster cock

When a man and woman have sex while the woman is menstruating, the man gets a rooster cock.
by cftzsmns June 18, 2009
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riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.
1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."
by brightnoah July 20, 2008
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rooster

romance + sister = rooster
"Have you seen those two lately?" "Yeah, they've got a real bromance going on." "Nah, they're girls. For them it's called a rooster."
by quesocheeseeee December 21, 2012
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rogowski

a rare breed of mentally handicaped fellows. or a bad welder. they are usually seen around the pittsburgh area.
wow your welds look like they are rogowskied
by triangletechsux January 6, 2011
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rooster pack

After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack
by Linsery October 22, 2003
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Rooster Parmesan

It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.
Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.
by Bleeding Brown Eye March 20, 2010
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