going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

going pot roast by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Urban Dictionary Roast 

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

Urban Dictionary Roast by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

Hungarian Pot Roast 

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.

Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!

Hungarian Pot Roast by BarebackJack January 15, 2018

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Syracuse spit roast 

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related

I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.

Syracuse spit roast by bigantsavage February 15, 2021

Oregon Pot Roast 

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

Oregon Pot Roast by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021

Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.

Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.

Sticky Honey Roast by StLucifera December 24, 2021