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internet rage

When comments, posts or other contributions on the internet make you enraged.
"I saw a stupid youtube comment yesterday calling Bill Cosby retarded. Now I just got internet rage."
by Mala Hala November 22, 2013
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Nerd Rage

Term used to describe extreme anger, offence, indignation, and other similar emotions by a nerd, geek or similar. Nerd Rage can be triggered by a number of things, most commonly through helplessness in the face of bullying, internet fights, or seeing their favorite film/show/anime/etc degraded or insulted in some way.
"So, did you see the new Transformers movie?"
"Yea. Michael Bay screwed it up so badly, it set my Nerd Rage off big-time."
by Dacowie January 1, 2009
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Rage rant

A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN

sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby

Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby

Yours sincerely
__________Person 2

Person 1: *silence* ...wow...

...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
by OLZ. V. July 25, 2009
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Rage Monday

A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.

This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.

Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"

Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
by CombatKurt March 8, 2011
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Cranston rage

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.
by Anominnous April 16, 2010
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RAGE

Extreme and uncontrollable anger. The person who posesses it is most likely to act it out, violently.
I'm RAGE
by Game mode 0 October 10, 2016
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Night Ranger

A great American rock band from the 80's formed in San Fransisco. Featuring guitarists Brad Gillis, formerly of Ozzy Osbourne, and Jeff Watson. Some of their biggest hits include "Sister Christian", "(You Can Still) Rock In America", "When You Close Your Eyes", and "Don't Tell Me You Love Me." Their frontman Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Styx's Tommy Shaw and Ted Nugent.
Person A: "Damn, that song is awesome! Who does it?"

Person B: "Night Ranger"
by bladedguitar August 5, 2010
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