Professor Kiki

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020

Protest Servant

What Dale Denton is in the film Pineapple Express, per Saul.

What Dale actually is, is a process server - somebody who serves papers (legal documents, etc) to others.

Saul: See Dale here, is, a, protest servant--
Dale: No, I'm not... that's not what I am.

by Melodyman68 December 3, 2020

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me

by antlizard March 1, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021