Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.

Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.

by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 19, 2018

Pre-Rate

To rate a storm, usually tornadic, before hearing an official rating from the National Weather Service after a damage survey

Weather Weenie: “Matador was definitely an EF5, look at the damage!”
Experienced Weather Spotters: “Don’t pre-rate storms, wait for confirmation.”

by hischransen June 27, 2023

Pre adult

They are people ages 10-20.

Bartender : you are 18 you can't drink.
Girl : no I'm a pre adult.

by 459395 January 25, 2022

pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

by Maigen January 14, 2008