poke 'n run

to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche

Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad

Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run

by speedster55 October 21, 2010

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Poke the Yolk

Having sex with a woman who is menstruating. The 'Yolk' is a reference to the female ovum.

Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.

Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?

by radius August 22, 2008

Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021

Poke me man

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all

poke me man

by midget porn 69420 December 20, 2020

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure

Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.

by DickGirl January 13, 2020