Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

poop attack

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.

I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)

by the man with the horrible smel June 29, 2009

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009