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Oh, here we go again! Another genius decided to post something intelligent on Urban Dictionary. I feel smarter already.

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by Removealldefinitions April 9, 2013

Pleasantville

A small town in westchester county ny. It is not rare to see groups of hoodlum 6 year olds flipping their shit all over town. For such a small town, there is an excess of donuts, frozen yogurt, pizza, and nail salons. But really, there are at least 8 nail salons within an area of less than two square miles. The schools are fine but are full of assholes who think they run the place. Hint: not the teachers. The train station is convenient because there aren't many interesting things to do here. The occasional party is quickly ended by the police or the parents, who are equally as frightening. So next time your driving south to the city, make sure you keep driving right past this "pleasant" town. PS- pleasantville is ravaged by wild westlakers who roam the town on Friday afternoons. Proceed with caution.

Foreigner- " what are they doing? "
Pleasanvillian- " who knows? this is pleasantville "

by GuessWho75 December 15, 2014

Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010

"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Ebinizer Pleaser

A well endowed man

His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.

Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.

His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.

Ebinizer Pleaser

by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood January 8, 2010

Bitch please look

1. to scan someone from head to foot with a discusted look on your face
2. to roll your eyes at someone

cindy~ what did you do when she found out you were with her boyfriend?

sarah~ I just gave her the bitch please look.

by nessie sparkles January 1, 2011

Tapinel Pessi

An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal

Tapinel pessi scored 2 tapins today

by Viswas November 23, 2021

nigger please

How you ask something of a nigger.

Jack (to nigger):
Nigger please take out my garbage. Thanks.

nigger:
Sho' massa.

by hollazzzzzzzzz May 11, 2006