by the_famm123 April 12, 2019

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.
“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.
by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.
by nickymacG November 13, 2016

by J427 July 6, 2018
