by dave harley May 9, 2022

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

by pe-n-cil April 28, 2022

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
