Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 06, 2022

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy March 28, 2016

Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.

Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.

by CMLKevin July 29, 2021

[Gay Panic]

When a gay person gets nervous it sends them into, gay panic. This phrase is also from the popular T.V show Heartstopper, and is the main characters phone wallpaper.

The hot man talking to him sent him into gay panic.

by abbyy2009 May 26, 2022

Gay Panic

Uenoyama Ritsuka from the TV Anime Given, and manga of same name, is the definition as well as the embodiment of "Gay panic" and "Gay panic face", and by watching this anime, you too, will get the feeling of gay panic better than any words would be able to describe.

Person A: Did you watch the new episode of Given?
Person B: Yea, Uenoyama just screams "Gay Panic"

by ArcaneShiro September 21, 2019

gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.

Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*

by Gaykid29 March 31, 2021