Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020

Pudgy panda

Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs

Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.

by Bulletproofhobi September 4, 2015

Patastic panda

The greatest streamer ever

Have you seen patastic panda new stream

by General kenobi69 December 29, 2020

Sleepy panda

A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.

“Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”

by elwhummingbird October 30, 2018

compton pandas

Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.

'Don't go to the hard metal show'
'why?'
'The Compton pandas'

by PandaBear3333 May 17, 2014

Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

by SSDRD March 10, 2018