pumpered

extent hyped or pumped for something

“You don’t know how pumpered I am right now, Courtney.”

by souroranges April 2, 2019

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

Pumperdickle

You cut a hole in some bread. Ideally pumpernickel and insert your John Hancock into said hole. Similar to "dick in a box" but with bread.

Girlfriend: "Hey, babe. Can you make me a sandwich."
Boyfriend: "Sure. You can eat my pumperdickle sandwich I'm making."

by RyanLovesTacoss September 29, 2020

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023