Property

They aren't ALLOWING you? You are literally MINE and NOT THEIRS. They didn't ask me whether or not they could tell you to do ANYTHING!

Hym "And, therefore, you can do whatever you want. Property."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

popperbaiting

during a long goon sesh one of your balls feels like its about to erupt

I was going through a long good goon sesh and i noticed i was popperbaiting

by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023

Chart Popper

A DJ, or any influential person that creates publicity and/or revenue for another individual and/or business.

A DJ playing a song of an artist is a chart popper. Mary Kate Olsen attended the fashion show wearing Gucci Sunglasses. She is a chart popper for Gucci

by DMCK March 8, 2008

earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein April 15, 2011

Transitive Property of Ownership

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city

There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything

by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013

bag popper

a person whom enjoys speaking loudly and / or making loud noises to entertain oneself; a great distraction or annoyance to coworkers and anyone within earshot.

Chris: "Can someone come here. I NEED HELP."

CoWorker: "Chris, you are a bag popper. You are special."

by DertyDermy July 16, 2014

Surprise Popper

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.

Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.

by Campfire Donkey May 10, 2015