Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

ashfire prime

One of the many Quotevians on a mystical site in the majestic corner of the internet called Quotev. It is said that it is impossible to find nor create a meme for this name.

Guy1: How would you even make a meme for that?!
Guy2: Idk, maybe Ash Ketchum on fire while standing next Optimus Prime
Guy1: That's the closest thing to an AshFire Prime meme I've seen yet

by IvyD November 29, 2016

Cuntimous Prime

An individual hellbent on being right, go to such means as emotionally manipulating those he disagrees with and gaslighting them with a cordial facade of douchery. All in all, a total cunt.

Did you see how this fellow handled being criticized? Total cuntimous prime

by Supermensch June 22, 2017

Thotimus prime

The mother of all the thots. Typicaly used to describe girls who have no life outside of social media and constantly post revealing pics to get likes wich they belive validates them as they have low selfconfidence.

Basic form: Thot

Elsa is such a Thotimus prime!

by Icomment65 November 21, 2017

faggamos prime

A person who is a total fucknugget and is ubearable to be around

Dude stop being a goddamd faggamos prime

by Bumbelfaggot December 11, 2017

Thotimus Prime

transformer slang for a thot, hoe, slut, etc
Such as the queen of thots

My guy see that girl over there she's a real thotty, she's what we call thotimus prime

by Usin24 June 3, 2018

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018