Robin Yankee Pat

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".
by Nikos Demeterius March 14, 2010
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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
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Pat MaSack

Also known as pat my sack!
It means that the male wants the female to pat his sack
Tyler wants Abby to say hi to his cousin Pat MaSack!
by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017
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Pat a pufferblob day

Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!
by oupitter January 13, 2021
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PAT "Beef" Devlin

The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.
Hey man have you see PAT "Beef" Devlin lately
RUN he is dangerous.
by wjglwg May 07, 2023
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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 16, 2022
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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