by White will October 21, 2008

I wondered and still wonder if Hollywood movie sets can be corrupt like that too. It's so important, in dangerous cities like Los Angeles and Las Vegas, to have a real bond of trust, to know that something is real, that someone will actually be there for you both when the fancy lights and sounds take over the cityscape and when the lights and sounds turn off.
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
Pancake dinner part 2. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 6, 2024

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
Chapter 1: The Discussion
Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...
The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...
The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
by GlitchGD March 6, 2024

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Her: Thanks for dinner
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
by paul_houston June 22, 2024

Trabsu Territory is approximately 670,000 square miles of Antarctica reaching in a wedge from the ocean to the south pole. It was the last unclaimed land on earth, until Trevor A. Sullivan claimed it and declared ownership on Monday, November 11, 2019. It is mostly unusable, and will not be weaponized per the Antarctic Treaty. Trevor plans to make it an open area to OHVers and explorers.
Trabsu Territory (Formerly known as "Mairie Byrd Land" and part of "Eights Isles") Is the newest country on Earth.
by Sevensixtwonato November 13, 2019

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
