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Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"
by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004
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palmrenthesis

In conversation, the cupping of the hands inward to indicate an interjected explanatory or qualifying remark in a sentence. Similar to the "air quote."
"I finished watching The Sting ::put up palmrenthesis:: which is an amazing movie, btw ::put down palmrenthesis:: when I realized I'd done no studying for my exam tomorrow so I'm totally screwed."

or,

"That pretentious asshole used palmrenthesis when he was telling me a story!"
by Gsuns001 May 13, 2010
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palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night
by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008
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Palmer, Alaska

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.
Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.
by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005
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Palmetto Bluff

A luxury golf resort and spa located near Bluffton, South Carolina. Comparable to Hilton Head and Sea Island, but quite a bit more exclusive and private. As low-key as it is high-end, it has an overwhelming old money feel to it. A surprising amount of people live in Palmetto Bluff, with house prices ranging from 625k-25 million.

It is a hotbed for southern elites, and recently has become more well known to Northeastern elites looking for alternatives to overpopulated vacation destinations in New England.

Also considered one of the preppiest and wealthiest places in America.
Guy 1- "I want to go where luxury meets southern hospitality."

Guy 2- "Palmetto Bluff is the way to go dude, and wait until you see some of the Southern Belle's over there."
by Razorbacks11 September 6, 2011
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Amanda Palmer

In my eyes one of the greatest musicians to ever live. She is the vocalist, lyricist, and pianist for the Brechtian Punk Cabaret band, The Dresden Dolls. She writes amazing songs, ranging from the fast, chaotic sound of 'Girl Anachronism' to slower, melodic songs 'Good Day' or 'Half Jack'. Greatest piano player ever, and her voice is amazing. If you haven't heard of The Dresden Dolls, I suggest listening to the music or buying one of their albums.
Amanda Palmer is by far an amazing musician.
by Ty Lee November 25, 2007
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palmetto bug

The 'palmetto bug' is actually another name for the cockroach.

But it's not the shy, brown-colored little guy that scurries under your desk.

Palmetto bugs live in the deep south, from South Carolina to Florida.

Palmetto bugs are significantly larger than their northern brethren, blacker in color, and bolder. They won't hesitate to drop on your head or run across your toes.

Also, Palmetto bugs can fly. They are also better armored than cockroaches.
I hate palmetto bugs. I saw one in my room this evening and I sprayed a third of a can of roach spray in my room. Where there is one palmetto bug nearby, there is probably a whole colony. Now I will never get to sleep.
by letrtp June 10, 2005
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