An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 5, 2010
Get the Swipe Test mug.1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 4, 2004
Get the Global Test mug.He was testing the woodchipper.
by MantarayViper March 5, 2017
Get the testing the woodchipper mug.A kickflip done when ever you get new things that you use to skate e.g deck, shoes, wheels etc. that essentially detirmines how your life with that new thing will be.
Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.
Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.
Person A: "Oh man I got new thunder trucks and a new deck the other day."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."
by Milk__Em November 25, 2016
Get the Kickflip test mug.A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
by Batboykidman October 10, 2017
Get the pasta test mug.That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
by negronos December 23, 2011
Get the Test Wizz mug.The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.
by NoSkillJoe July 21, 2021
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