Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023

Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.

wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"

by golden corrral February 10, 2019

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

Old Four

A soccer conference made up of four of Canada's most prestigious universities. Located in Central Canada, they include: McGill University, University of Toronto, Queen's University, and the University of Western Ontario. They are among the country's oldest universities and have held intense rivalries.

Canada's closest comparison to the Ivy League is the Old Four - McGill, Toronto, Queen's, and UWO

by CanadianAthlete May 31, 2013

Old Sport

good ol bloody jack kennedy from DSa|F no not the one that got shot by the doctor i think thats all i know about november 1963 anyway hes bloody old sport. yknow, sportsy! dave's (criminal) partner!

Steven: Damn Dave and Old Sport got smth fruity going on
Peter: ikr

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH May 3, 2023