To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021
by Grewtanker September 14, 2019
A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"
Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.
I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.
For an old fud you move pretty well!
I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.
For an old fud you move pretty well!
by Old Radio Collector June 30, 2013
is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
by golden corrral February 11, 2019
Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."
by Raggle Frock January 28, 2013
She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.
by hambone17 March 02, 2011