Big Ol' Spread

Refers to a woman with a big posterior.

Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.

by El Taco Loco69 August 14, 2011

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

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When you are so borded you decide to declare war on Austrailia

Jhon was so 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.0pp that he commited sevearal war crimes on emus

by a;ljfej FJ'J'oj jhonson May 14, 2023

Big Ol' Gabbizzle

Someone who's being a lil goofy gal any you just think wow you be acting kinda dumb. But like its ok because thats just how they always act.

Dudeeeee why are you being such a Big Ol' Gabbizzle

by Tate William January 28, 2022

ole basement whore

Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.

I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.

by Cuddlycactus June 3, 2018

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017