pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.

In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.

by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013

Dank eye

The redness and irritation in your eyes that's caused by using some danky ass kush

Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"

by Buttany May 12, 2014

To the eye slut

A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue

tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing

roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut

by Tehlia November 3, 2019

eyes to yourself

quit looking

keep your eyes to yourself

by babyfood69 May 29, 2016

Rim Eye

Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.

Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.

"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"

"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."

by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018