Post Netflix Depression

When you've been watching Netflix for so long, you no longer know what life is. You can only think about the next season of you're favourite show.

Dude 1: Yo, dude, what's up with Sarah??
Dude 2: Oh, she's got Post Netflix Depression.
Dude 1: Shit man

Post Netflix Depression by AwesomeDude007 May 9, 2015

Actual Netflix and Chill

Netflix and relaxing before idiots changed it. Just relaxing while watching Netflix. Seriously, if Netflix and Chill meant Netflix an sex then why didn't they just call it that?

What were you doing last night?
Oh, just Actual Netflix and chill.
Like Netflix... and chill or just Netflix and Chill?
Just Netflix and Chill.

Actual Netflix and Chill by A lonely waffle November 25, 2016

chill and netflix 

When a guy says "lets chill and watch Netflix" he really means he wants to have sex with you. No matter how much into the movie he says he is, he really just wants to get in your pants.

"Hey Angie wanna chill and Netflix?;)"

" Yeah sure... but you don't even have a TV"

"Yeah so?;)"

chill and netflix by toasty number 1 July 12, 2015

Dammit Netflix 

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.

*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...

Dammit Netflix by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014

The Devils Netflix 

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.

Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.

The Devils Netflix by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019

I'll put it on my Netflix 

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).

Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."

I'll put it on my Netflix by tanukisuit February 24, 2010

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill 

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.

When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

Auto-erotic netflix netflix and chill

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill by MisterGreene May 29, 2017