Neil

The most idiotic horny person you will ever meet. He is below average in every subject evver possible. The word "Neil" is also means idiot retard. No one wants to be Neil.

Guy: Hey Jim you are so much like Neil, I bet your real name is Neil.
Jim: *Runs away crying* IT'S TRUE!!!

by Facts that are true June 3, 2018

Neil

Fat cunt that’s al you can say about Neil, Fat Cunt Fat cunt not much more

Actually fat cunt fat cunt he likes dick and calls anyone fat cunt just and also he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt there’s not much else guys fat cunt

Guy1- you alright Neil

Neil - fat cunt

by Some gal July 2, 2019

nine inch nails

A great band named after the nails that were hammered into jesus christ during his crucifiction.

nine inch nails is the best band ever...

by matt sharp June 9, 2005

neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.

Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns

by rozzer09 August 5, 2009

Neil

A laddysman who is strong and will beat the living fuck out of Anyone if u test him. A Neil can also be none as chlamydia

Dad:have u put up that shelf

Neil:stfu
1 minute later dad has been drop kicked down the stairs

by Barbecue ya 1st born December 11, 2018

Neil

An idiot not loyal a controlling person that will never want you to change if you find a Neil don’t bring him into your life it will be your biggest regret

Oh no that’s a Neil

Can’t believe how nasty he is

by Mermaidlelo June 4, 2020

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009