Cut the mustard.

Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.

The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.

The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.

The story about the Mustardeer does not cut the mustard.

by NoMusturdeersExist October 31, 2014

Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

by EH of HB September 12, 2007

Mustang SVO

made in years 84-86. it wus a mustang 2.3 4 cyl turbocharged that put out 175-200 hp stock. if you take out the knock sensor and the other governments and u got a car with 300hp stock. fine tuned suspension made for winding roads. only about 9000 Mustang SVO's were made through the years.Great Car, wrong time of production

My 86 Mustang SVO will take most imports regardless of 4 cylinders

by eZaH May 17, 2006

Mustafa

1. Arabic Translation = Chosen One.
2. A hot Algerian / Arab.
3. A term used to describe an extremely hot person with a strong personality.
4. Doing it good with woman.
5. A man with a long genital.
6. Smart person/Good with business.

Note : Mustafa's are endangered creatures (nearly extinct) as it won't be fair to other men.

Examples:

1. Your looking Mustafa.
2. Damn, You must be the Mustafa.
3. I got a long Mustafa downtown.
4. I'm going to totally Mustafa you, today.

by google393 May 8, 2010

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.

I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Mustenance

A cake like substance or smell, or any combination of the two, that exudes negative vibes.

That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.

I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.

The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.

by Captain Mustenance July 16, 2011