Mushroom Stampede 

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

Mushroom Stampede by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

mushroom poke 

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

mushroom poke by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

mushroom hunter 

Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.

“Samantha asked every dude in the office for a dick pic. That bitch be a mushroom hunter fo sho!”

mushroom hunter by Dr. AA January 19, 2018

Mushroom Stew

When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you

Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now

ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen

Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run

Mushroom Stew by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

mushroom terrorist 

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.

- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.

mushroom terrorist by TuckerTrash25 August 5, 2019

MUSHROOMMUNCHER 

A felatious female who loves oral.

I.E.- "Oh shit!?... she ate that mushroom tip like a Mario brother... shes

a real mushroommuncher."

MUSHROOMMUNCHER by Shonald the linguist August 22, 2019

Mushroominess

Characteristic of a meal that has a strong mushroom scent, flavour or texture.

I will use mushroom cream in that recipe to increase its mushroominess.

Mushroominess by the dumbest boy August 25, 2019