Muflex

Someone who spends their time masturbating to gay porn and watches furries lick each others assholes

That guy is a muflex.

by Xelfum April 20, 2021

muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Murfle

Murfle is the word for "mentally tired" Decided in AlmostZander's Subathon chat at around 13:15 (give or take, I don't know the exact time)

"I'm so Murfle right now."

by Poggers poggers cum August 14, 2022

MUFFHEAD

A person who has a Muffy Head and likes to explore moisty forests

The Muffs are legendary and are descendants of wankers

Look at that guy, wow he's such a Muffhead
That person was so rude, yea he's a Muffhead

by turtlesniffer August 17, 2023

Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

by GG.6969 February 16, 2026