Stuffed muffin

A pussy full of dick

Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast

by Blubyu18 January 11, 2012

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

by fragglecock March 10, 2011

Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010

muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

Muffin Song

An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018

Stuffin the Muffin

Having Sex with

At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside

by Johnny, John December 11, 2003